I could make that happen
I hired a kid who had just done a short prison stint. He had some anger management prtoblems, but then again who doesn't.
Anyway, I was working the line with convict boy and another one of my line cooks whene I somehow found myself in this conversation:
Linecook: (jokingly) Yeah, if I wasn't here I'd be pursuing my lifelong dream of becoming a pornstar.Convict: (dead serious) I could make that happen... course you're going to have to suck a few dicks.
Linecook: (stunned, but trying to recover) uhhhhm, OK. I guess I'll have to chase my other dream of becoming Superman then.
Me: I can make that happen... you're still gonna have to suck a few dicks though.
-Thanks to M.L.
Vail, Colorado