In-tolerable new words
My chef just hired this enormously fat southerner dude to work the line last week. We listen to loud and fast music during prep before service: The Ramones, Black Flag, The Distillers, that sort of thing. This guy listnes to granola music and immediately tured off most of the guys in the kitchen when he saked if we minded if he threw some "Widespread" into the mix. This caused the creation of the you-can't-touch-the-radio-until-you've-worked-here-for-at-least-two-months rule.
About two days into his tenure he was working in front of the stereo when something snapped in his mind and he put down his knife and yelled at the ceiling "Arrrrgggghhh...THIS MUSIC IS INTOLERABLE Y'ALL."
I give him another week before he quits.
-Thanks to Tony NY City