That girl is trouble
The restaurant I work in is in a high-traffic part of town and we have floor to ceiling windows looking out to the sidewalk.
Last week a cop was walking by outside when he recognized one of my waitresses as someone who had an outstanding warrant (I still don't know what for). He walked in and arrested her right at one of her tables.
In her defence as she was getting carted out in cuffs she asked another girl to take care of her tables.
(I should have known there was something wrong a while ago when this same girl had the cap on her front tooth fall off and skip across a customers table like a tick-tak.)
-Thanks to John L. in Westminster