Using Logic
An un-ironic conversation between two of my line cooks this week:
Line Cook 1: I just don't understand why you'd go out to a club in a dress that short and no panties. She's Britney Spears, she knows they're going to take pictures of her!
Line Cook 2: Maybe she was worried she'd have to take a s--t on the fly at the club.
Line Cook 1: Yeah, I guess.
-Thanks to M.S. Vegas